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Norm Quotes from "Cheers"

SAM: "What's new, Normie?"

NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."

SAM: "What'd you like, Normie?"NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer."

SAM: "What'll you have Normie?"NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm."NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky."

WOODY: "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

WOODY: "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."NORM: "I know. If she calls, I'm not here."

SAM: "Beer, Norm?"NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
WOODY: "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"NORM: "Poor."WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that."NORM: "No, I mean pour."

SAM: "What's going down, Normie?"NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"NORM: "All right, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty."

SAM: "What's the story, Norm?"NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

WOODY: "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."

And the best one of the bunch:

WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?"WOODY: "For a beer?"NORM: "No, for stupid questions."