Sunday, December 28, 2008

Football Sunday

BatMite went to spend the afternoon/night at a friends house so was able to head over to Contagions for the games and Glogg.

Ktreva, K, Baby Jesus, and Wes were in attendance and saw the Bears piss away their season.

Quotes from the day;

"$5.00 footlong. Is that what the Trannies on the corner are charging now?"

(about the playmate cooler I brought my beer in) "That is the closest you get to a girl"

"Its halftime hows your ass?"

"I dont want to be hurt by your boobs and ass"

"the hymen is like the ozone layer and can heal itself"

and the best one of the night.....

"dont turn it on unless its in your mouth"

good times...good times

Basics 101

My obsession.

Watch this and then come over to the Batcave.

Poker for Dummies

Not all of you may get it but now you will know what I talk about

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Holy waterfall Batman!!

Well just 2 mear days after X Mas we get fog as thick as Contagions belly and almost 2 inches of rain.

I have been shop vac'ing the BatCave all this afternoon and as I write this the sound of fans and the vac is in the background.

The BatCave is relocating this spring.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy X Mas to all and to all...

This is the perfect X Mas song to play every year.

X mas eve

Sorry I havent been around.....i's been a bit busy.

This past Sunday was my 35th birthday.

It started with a heading out after work on Friday with some co-workers. On top of the many beers we had to eat a BABLT. (big ass bacon lettuce tomato)


It was a birthday miracle!

Saturday was an afternoon at Fritz's with Contagion. Once the snow started we headed back to a local micro brew Caryles.


It was snowy with a 100% chance of drunk.

Then the weather turned. It started to look like the ice planet Hoth from the Star Wars movie The Empire Strikes Back.

Holy shite!!!

Sunday (my actual birthday) The day was spend at Buffalo Wild Wings to see my Pittsburgh Steelers lose the Tennesse Titans. Contagion, K and her husband, and my buddy B came out for it.

All in all a good weekend. Now waiting to pick up BatMite on X Mas for the entire next week.

It will be a long time coming

Monday, December 15, 2008

Coolest Commerical EVER!!!



Not safe for work


contains nudity

Still here?


Link: Fleg Master Tlpizza

Link: Fleg Master Tlpizza

Sunday, December 14, 2008

This is pretty cool

To people that have been to Vegas.

The Mirage volcano has reopened after being revamped for the past year.

Funny story, last year in Vegas we kept hearing a rumble and thought a thunderstorm or jets were making the noise but it was the volcano erupting accross the street

Next week one year ago I was in Vegas for my birthday.

I need to find a sugar momma

Saturday, December 13, 2008

All is right (at least tonight)

Saturday night

Sitting at my new poker table (thanks for the delivery Contagion!) playing poker on the Bat Laptop while having BatMite do her homework listening to some records that I picked up from a dealer today (Yes I said records. I happen to LOVE vinyl)

Christ like nothing had changed.

We wrapped XMas gifts earlier tonight.

I am going to hold onto this feeling as long as I can

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Only in Illinois

Our Guvoner arrested on corruption charges

CHICAGO - Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich embarked on a "corruption crime spree" and tried to benefit from his ability to appoint President-elect Barack Obama's replacement in the U.S. Senate, federal officials said Tuesday.

At a news conference in Chicago on Tuesday, U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald called it a sad day for the citizens of Illinois and alleged that the governor tried to "auction off" the Senate seat "to the highest bidder."

He said the alleged behavior "would make (Abe) Lincoln roll over in his grave."

'I want to make money'
The affidavit contends Blagojevich discussed getting a substantial salary for himself at a non-profit foundation or an organization affiliated with labor unions. It also says Blagojevich talked about getting his wife placed on corporate boards where she might get $150,000 a year in director's fees.

The affidavit also quotes Blagojevich as saying in one conversation that "I want to make money."

Blagojevich and John Harris, the governor's chief of staff, were each charged with conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud and solicitation of bribery.

The FBI affidavit alleges that Blagojevich also sought promises of campaign cash, as well as a cabinet post or ambassadorship in exchange for his Senate choice.


Time to move to.......

Long time

Sorry been not really in a talking mood

I will be posting more i promise!

Went to the Bears game on Sunday.

Not too cold and good to see the Bears win.

Monday, December 1, 2008

More monday fun!!

Check out our Commander In Chief. three words......Pimp Choke Hold

More monday fun!!


My Team thank you vey much. He got JACKED!