No offense to Contagion but after his Beer Review Fest the other weekend I have figured to do one of my own using some of the criteria that a few of us attendees came up with.
I will be reviewing LandShark beer from the Margaritaville Brewing Co out of Jacksonville FL.
The beer is I guess to be part of the Jimmy Buffett Empire.
The taste is liking to a cross of Miller Lite and Corona. 2 beers that I really like.
Appearence: Very clear and yellow.
Smell: Smells like beer
Taste: I frickin told you Miller Lite and Corona
Mouthfeel: Not EVEN gonna approach this.
NOw here are a few that we came up with at the Tasting
Belchability: Comes up pretty good and makes deep belches
Buzzability: It took about 4 to get me feeling pretty good. After 7..Hell Ya
Uninability: Had to pee after about 5.
Asslickness: Not really. If a girls ass tasted like this I would do it!
Over all a pretty good beer. One of my favorites this summer!
Again no offense to Contagion. Think of this as the low rent version!
Til next time True Believers!
3 comments:
Yeah... when I tried it, my review wasn't long enough to warrant an entry - it was basically "Hmmm... Bud Light with a fancier label."
I have some of this waiting to be reviewed.
asslickness? I don't remember that one being mentioned.
Useful category, though :-)
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