Funny Site

A Co worker today on my way out of the HellGate said "If Chuck Norris was here he would roundhouse kick mangement to death"

For some strange reason this made me giggle (i know!!!)

I headed to a site http://www.historyaddict.com/chucknorrisisms.htm

Here are a few of the funniest

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.


And now you know.....