Wednesday, May 16, 2007

How I Met Your Mother

Damn Robin broke up with Ted.

She is not the "One"

Damn

Soundtrack for the week

A little late on this one. Had a Drinkin Holiday and sickness to contend with.

1. Nutshell - Alice In Chains Unplugged. "Yet I find the battle all alone"
nuff said

2. Ventura Highway- America. "Where the days are longer and the nights are stonger then moonshine"
My trip to San Diego isnt until July??? Damn

3. Hang Me OUt To Dry- Cold War Kids "Splashing around in the muck and mire"
A cool song by a a pretty groovy band. Check em out!

4. Bad Thing- Cry Of Love "Find A new way got A new ride"
Yes I did and a good sing out loud song.

5. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs- Fall Out Boy "Thanks for the memories even though they wernt so good"
You know who you are.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Sick Sucks

I hate being sick.

It was so bad at work yesterday at work (which I call the 7th Level of Hell. Not cause of the people, which can be, but because it is SO frackin hot) I had to wear a sweatshirt AND put the hood up.

I looked like the frackin Unibomber. (the poker player not the bad guy)

At least Batmite was able to take care of her poor dad or at least feign interest.

Sick Sucks

Sunday, May 13, 2007

I AM MOBILE!!

True believers the unthinkable happened yesterday.



I got a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt.


NOw you ask "How can you get a ticket if you dont have a car?"


He He I am mobile now. I bought a very worn 1989 Olds Cutless Ciera with no radio and alot of wear. It seems solid enough and I need to have a tune up done on it but I now have a set of wheels!


There are alot of people that are very happy at this announcement and that includes me.
Oh and the ticket? I went to go pick it up last night and of course no plates or insurance yet but all the lights work and it is street legal. COming down Alpine (one of our busiest roads) I was busy listening to the car, checking out how it sounded, anything out of the norm extc then all of a sudden I see the cherries in my rearview.

I have not been pulled over for about 2 years since my Uncle Nicks evening (we will post that story later)

The very nice Winnabeago Sherriff lady was very cool with it all and I explained to her that I just bought the car and no plates etc and she said the reason she pulled me over was no seat belt.

I laughed.

She looked at me funny and I explained that I have been carless for about 2 years now and as soon as I get one it's the seat belt!

NOw dont get me wrong I feel that everyone should wear one. It is proven to save more lives and also winkle that new pimp shirt but I deserved this.

One last funny thing, she asked me how I wanted to take care of the ticket pay the 55 or post my license. I said I would pay it there and if she had change for 60?

I never saw that look on an officer before. Amusement? Shock? Disgust?

She took my license.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Cinco De Mayo Re Revisited






Ok Gothamites I have been VERY lacking in my blogging but sometimes you just need to chill.










Cinco De Mayo......I have ALOT of attoning to do. Last count 4 bars, 4 pissed off owners, 1 pissed off indoor football coach and all kinds of love







On Sunday I wasn't ill from all of the booze (and by god my liver is STILL regenerating) but form the stories about my Evil counterpart drunkinly running through the city.








I dont know how it can be topped next year!


Saturday, May 5, 2007

CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!

Hells ya!!

The one of my 3 holy hoildays.


1. St Patricks Day

2. Cinco De Mayo

3. Halloween


Now I am not a Druid, nor Scottish, and the closest thing to Mexican is that I made out with Maria after high school.

But now fellow Gothamites one thing that Father Wayne told me before he vanished is that a holiday that you can drink on is ALWAYS a good one.

Now I know the true histories behind each of these but you have to love one that actually has drinking as one of the main componants of it's mythos or culture!!

I will be back tomorrow with a full report and lets hope that Contagion can one again fufill his Wingman duties cause between you and me Gothamites.......The Bat needs some lovin!!!


See ya back here for better or worse and definately hung over tomorrow!!

The Blogless Week

DAmn where this week get to? Between the second job which I am back at (and I frackin swore that I would never go back! The things you do for monies) Batmite needing ALL of my attn this week it has passed.


Damn.


Guess it's Cinco De May then.


May the gods have mercy on our souls.